Cyprus and EU Problems ALL Solved!

We published a Blog back on December the 16^th of 2011 that revealed just how the ‘EU of Lunatic Banksters’  (EUoLB) would solve all their problems.

That is, they will now copy the antics of the United States Federal Reserve over the last forty years of totally insane Debt creation and redenominate all sovereign debt into the same type of ‘Dead Mule Raffle Tickets’ (DMRT’s) that have been sold by the US Treasury for the last fifty one years.

Oh, but there is just a slight little twist to this unfolding horror show in Euroland, that you can read about at the end of this Blog, if you are at all curious of things to come here. 

For the secrets of the Cyprus solution that will soon be unveiled to all the world's Sheeple, read our Blog on this from 2011, as follows;

Polestar Blog of December 16, 2011:

The US Government has known for years that the really BIG BUCKS (as in Dollars) are in 'Mule Trading!'

Back in January of 19 & 64 Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily in Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100.

The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.

The next morning the farmer – a distant relative of President Johnson, who was in a heated battle to push through his “War on Poverty” and a whole  slugfest of Social Programs and to enlarge that little war in South East Asia - drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."

Curtis &Leroy replied,"Well, then just give us our money back."

The farmer said,"Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."

The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"

Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."

The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"

Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"

A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked.

"What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"

They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do.."
Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."


The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"
Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."

Well the farmer told his brother, who told his Uncle, who told his Brother, who told his second cousin, who told President Johnson about Curtis and Leroy and the outcome of their “Mule Raffle!”

They were immediately brought to Washington DC and worked for the President Johnson in crafting and redrafting his proposals to Congress on ALL His Miraculous Social Programs and that 'little' war; that, “… would cost nobody nuthin, or next to Nuthin!”

And they have worked on everything else passed by the government of this type; until their ‘passing’ in 1994.

But, their sons – Clyde and Bubba – took their place under President Clinton and have been there ever since.

And they're - right now - overseeing the Bailout Program & Social Security & they were brought in by Bernanke back in March of 09, when the FED Balance Sheet exploded from $800 Billion to $2.7 Trillion. And they are working overtime on QE 3 (already started in November with $39,600,000,000 to 'kick' the equity markets, see yesterday's Blog and our Home page) and on QE4 and on QE5 and on QE6, as well, because their talents will be in huge demand when the FED's Balance Sheet goes into the Multi-Trillions of Dollars and Wendy's burgers go to $27 and bread to $15 a loaf and a gallon of gasoline to $12.50!

In fact - just like their fathers - they plan on working in Washington DC, until they die; just like all their peers who actually can't afford to retire, see Blog of 11/17.

And now they are being called to Europe!

Mdm. LaGarde @ the IMF has just requested Clyde and Bubba to fly over and become her “Super-Special Advisors.”  She is quite positive that with their input the European Sovereign Debt Crisis can be totally solved, thus setting the stage for the “Great Deception of 2012," covered in some detail in our Blogs of 11/14,11/18, 11/21& 11/24!

Are you and your company ready for the last big surge in consumer spending next year, BEFORE the only the second of three Super 'Tsunami' “Kondratieff” Long-Wave engulfs all the world.  

And that will happen because the "Great Deception of 2012" is doomed to be swamped in the 'Inflationary Explosion' that is even now ordained by Bernanke's insanely mandated ZIRP that will create even worse economic misallocations, dislocations and commodity inflation than did Greenspan's AZIRP do to Real Estate.  Incidentally, Greenspan's lunacy was prompted by none other than Bernanke.

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To the above insane practices, by which a Central Banking authority can avoid recognizing its mistaken polices, the Banksters in Cyprus over this week-end added a newly horrific tool of the Devil, e.g. outright confiscation of 10% of all Bank Deposits!

Now, what a perfectly ingenious idea that is!

Why if the very same policies were implemented in this country, then the US Federal Government could instantly enrich themselves by roughly $150,000,000,000 or 10% of roughly $1,500,000,000,000 in deposits of all Americans!  I am actually not sure of the liquid Dollars on all bank deposits, but I will attempt to find out.

However, this is simply not enough to solve our problems for more than 2 and ½ months!

So, I would think that a much more elegant and successful act of financial legerdemain would be to confiscate 15% of all assets of all Americans!

Now that would yield the US Government roughly 15% of $51,000,000,000,000 or $7,700,000,000,000 and that would solve our yearly deficits of roughly $1,500,000,000,000 for roughly 4 and ½ years!

Why, I think I’ll call the White House right now as this, would be THE SOLUTION --- with the FINAL SOLUTION yet to come when the US Government could confiscate the other 85% of all wealth of all Americans.

I mean, after all, according to President Obama, it is not their’s anyway, is it?